|✓ I have broken someone's bones. (several times (...) by accident!)
|| × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
|| × I hate the rain.
|✓ I'm paranoid at times. (in a way that i find highly amusing.)
|| × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
|| × I need/want money right now.
| × I love sushi.
||✓ I talk really, really fast. (and i can talk even faster.)
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning. (never checked. on the other hand, noone ever complained.)
| × I have long hair. (i want to let it grow again.)
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling. (two half-brothers.)
|✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
|| × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
|✓ I like the way that I look. (i used to like myself more but back then i had lower standards.)
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
|| × I am usually pessimistic.
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (but far less than i used to.)
|| × I think prostitution should be legalized.
|| × I slept with a roommate.
|✓ I have a hidden talent.
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
|| × I have a lot of friends.
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. (not yet, but i'm planning to.)
||✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (tricky, but i'd go for 'yes'. there are people who make it marginally enjoyable for me but in general i prefer meeting ppl in real life.)
||✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (if it's past 6 'o clock during the week, yes.)
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (i sort of stopped blogging.)
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
||✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (several times. i had partial amnesia the next morning on each occasion.)
||✓ I've rejected someone before. (yes, several times.)
|✓ I currently like/love someone. (in a very complicated way that i find highly intriguing.)
||✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
||✓ I want to have children in the future. (i want ONE boy to eventually become my successor.)
| × I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
|| × I'm not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn.
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
||✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (at least that's what people accuse me of.)
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (i actually like alcohol. i plan to and will try LSD.)
||✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (fuck that.)
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I enjoy some country music.
| × I would die for my best friends.
||✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
||✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (i guess having worked at a gay-club counts.)
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex.
||✓ I am happy at this moment.
|✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (and how i compare to them, yes. i'm clearly the competetive type.)
|| × Democrat.
|| × Republican.
|✓ I don't even know what I am.
|| × I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (actually, i don't regard any of the older girls i know as potential partners.)
| × I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|| × I can work on a car.
|✓ I love my job(s). (face it, my zivi-working-place totally pwns yours.)
||✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (and i'm looking forward to who i will grow up to be.)
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (well, actually recording one of the many songs in my head would be a start, i guess.)
||✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (several.)
|✓ I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro. (no, but i managed to nearly burn down or house, nonetheless.)
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
|| × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours.
||✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (i usually like remixes better than originals.)
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
|| × I can't whistle.
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (i was practically forced to, seeing how my parents love horses and have been traumatized ever since.)
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
||✓ I talk in my sleep. (at least that's what people tell me.)
|✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (totally. i'd wish people would still dress the way they did in the 18th century.)
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (music, anyone?)
|| × I wear a toe ring.
| × I have a tattoo.
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
|| × I am a caffeine junkie.
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
||✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
||✓ I'm an artist.
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (shame on me!)
|| × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
||✓ I am extremely flexible.
||✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (depends on the person and the mood i'm in.)
| × I want to own my own business.
||✓ I smoke. (occasionally.)
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (and i work hard to keep it that way, haha.)
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
|✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone. (i used to not care for people's company at all. now i enjoy it.)
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
||✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (how embarrassing.)
|✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
||✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (i wanted to DIE after having gotten my hair cut in a way i didn't like.)
|✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
||✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
||✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (i actually demand that people tell me that i'm good at something when i feel that i am.)
| × I am a Libertarian.
||✓ I can speak more than one language. (german, english, french, basic spanish, very basic japanese.)
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (oh wait, i do.)
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (several times.)
| × I have no piercings.
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
|| × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
|✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (i own a super nintendo. does that count?)
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
| × I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
|| × I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
| × I always carry something significant around with me.
||✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
|| × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
||✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (depending largely on how THEY deal with it.)
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
||✓ I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
|| × I have a custom-built computer.
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
||✓ I've performed in three plays.
| × I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (yeah, i'm still sort of skeptical about reckless partying on the weekend.)
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (this sounds so emo but i really wish i hadn't done things even though it's HAVING done them that made me the person i am today.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
|| × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
||✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
||✓ I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
||✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.